I've asked my boyfriend if he preferred me in heels (to justify to myself the pain and cost of wearing them). He just looked at me quizzically and said, "You look great in anything you wear. As long as you're comfortable." And also, "They are your feet, please wear whatever you want."

I hear ya. I'm 42, and I totally associate Netflix with middle-aged laziness and lack of desire to party (partly because Netflix didn't even exist until I was an exhausted, late-in-life parent of small children.) I used to put on makeup and go out in high heels and tight clothes; now I just watch my shows and don't…

Societal Stockholm Syndrome.

They've been brainwashed by Disney movies and RomComs to believe love will conquer all and that the guy/gal can change from a selfish, lazy asshat into a hardworking, responsible caring helpmate.

I said this elsewhere, I've been married a long time and we are still a loving and functioning family unit so I know the value of a partner. However, I'd rather be single than deal with a person who irritates me.

How do people get into these relationships with these awful selfish people? I mean, I *know* that I'm not uniquely good at reading people, so why are so many people settling for shitty selfish spouses?

It's not anti-feminist to be aware that I would rather have my big-ass boyfriend around should some drunk homeless guy break in than my tiny best friend. Don't get me wrong, I will hit a motherfucker with whatever I have around, but said big-ass boyfriend can swing a bat a hell of a lot harder than I can.

Let me preface this by saying that men are not to blame when they get kicked in the balls.

That's fair! I wouldn't be able to handle that level of crazy. For me, manufactured public perfection as a trade off for living in a pre-built empire, where I can mostly do who I want on the DL, sounds pretty appealing.

I'm going to say this: If a guy I married hit on or engaged in consensual sexytimes with someone else, I'd dump his ass because he would be cheating on me. If a guy I married assaulted a woman (which is what groping and trying to force her to drink basically is), I'd tie him up, roll him in honey, and leave him near a…

The wedding cake and the tongue have the same amount of impact on your life.

Well, considering that the proceeds will be given to charity, it's a win-win situation. Fans will see a picture and a charity will progress. No complaints here.

#notallstoners

Same. It's a lot of things that add up to hot in my opinion; and he's got A LOT of things. Funny and smart takes you most of the way - but I think he has a lovely face and smile too.

You are too brave, Hillary. Too brave.

I can feel my brain cells dying.

Student: Master Dogen, I just saw the most amazing sight of a frog resting on top of a cat's head! What could this possibly mean???

Dogen: zzzzzz...

Student: *achieves enlightenment*

The media you attract mostly isn't the kind of media that bothers to cover things like homeless teens.

I'd pick Kim K over Oprah any day. THERE, I SAID IT.

I can't wait to see the TMZ videos of his 40 minute mid-concert rant about why this should be a real thing...