Embroidered leather boxing shorts.

Only 4 years? Pshhhhh. Call me in 30 years.

Ted and Marshall are two New Yorkers who love Chicago pizza.

Then you must only have had shitty rosé. They aren't all white Zinfandel anymore. There are lots of ways to get a rosé, most of which are focused on making a red wine more intense. My favorite is when they pick some fruit early (so that the leftover fruit will have higher concentration of flavor and sugar) and use…

Hell yeah!

Mmmmm...beer and Chicago pizza.

As long as we're all clear that Chicago-style pizza is the damn best, we're all good.

Why is not Kelis releasing her own line of Milkshakes?

You are. The only person. The single one ever. The lone JLaw hater.

Seriously. My reaction to her for a while has been "Um, okay, and?"

Yeah me t00 — from lifting all those 100lb sacks of flour, amiright?

Interesting. I took it as short and stocky. Muscular yes from life, but not like ripped from the gym.

Here I found it. Now, you can go there instead of clicking on a celebrity gossip post to complain about how jezebel has too much celebrity gossip.

Awww! Have you been introduced to my friend, the Hitachi Magic Wand?

Maybe with practice Bush could be as good as Hitler.

You really overlooked the concept of taking turns with the dicks.

The fact that it's so contradictory is key. The huffpo article could read "every person is an individual, and as such, has different preferences in a mate!" With the same result.

Sooooo...a double blowie is two mouths, one cock? Cuz I always thought they were two cocks, one mouth. Which I've done. Don't judge me.

I feel like an asshole for this, but I keep giggling at "definite murder situation." I just feel like it's awkward phrasing.

Yes, yes, The Internet thinks that Sam Claflin isn't sexy enough to play Finnick. WE KNOW, because people haven't stopped going on about it for the last year.