Lord, that show was awful.

Also, I don’t really know her, but even though I instinctively feel that if I did I wouldn’t like her, and I still had tears of sympathetic embarrassment for her when I read her quotes.

One time, someone said they were going to give me $10 million. Then, they didn’t even give me one cent of money. They just put $10 million in a bank account in my name and I had to like, use a debit card if I wanted to spend it.

Fun historical fact: Cardinal Henry Beaufort was the grandson of King Edward III and was born a *gasp* bastard. His father, John of Gaunt eventually married his longtime paramour Katherine Swynford (sister-in-law to Chaucer) which was a huge scandal at the time. I love 700 year old gossip!

You’re assuming they haven’t already...

The face of a stay-at-home mom trying to have some fun at wine night!

GOOD. I’m glad they are taking Sasha’s feelings into consideration. My family moved from my hometown while I was in high school. The move was absolutely necessary, something I knew even then. But my parents’ response to my fears about going to a different school was a lot of eye rolls and calling me a selfish wuss. It…

Well said.

For all the hate, vitriol, subtle and overt racism that was aimed at this man over the last eight years, did he not handle it with uncommon grace and dignity? I never asked President Obama to be a perfect President, such a thing is an impossibility. But he played the long game, never panicked, never showed fluster,…

Amazing - I was so in love with their song Pure Shores... Its a trip down memory lane for me!

Are we still not done blaming mothers for the things their (grown up) children do?

It seems really unfair to judge people by their adult children, but sometimes it’s hard not to.

The nanny thing? Why is that Susan’s fault?

He definitely will. The GOP will get Rubio as their favored candidate via a contested convention and Trump will create the Trump Party (appropriate acronym: TP). TP will run against the Dems and GOP, splitting the GOP vote, and handing the Dems a win (*crosses fingers*).

*sits back and waits for mitten to explain what Trump’s policies actually are?*

*sits back and waits for mittens to explain which policies are so different*

Egyptians are very fond of their historic past and can find ways to protect their own, they don't need Westerners to do it for them. It's their property and their choice what happens with it and it isn't cool to use a "white man's burden" style argument to justify keeping their stuff when it's all about money and…

Lets also not overlook that in addition to the Elgin Marbles etc, half the shit they stole is from India. The amount of Indian jewels in their so called Crown Jewels is shameful. Return those first you Limey weasels, and then you can get to keep Jane Austen's ring in the country.

Of course you are right - let's not give these crazy savages back their artifacts and national treasures, clearly they can't handle them as well as we civilised Westerners can! Thank God we stole the stuff from them - basically, it was just for their own good really!

OMG can you guys imagine the awesome fucking song Kelly Clarkson will write about this!