As someone who is a big fan of weird symmetry, I heartily approve of this neuroticism.

You beat me to it. That was my first reaction to the pic!

C’mon. ‘58 Edsel wagon taillight. I dare ya!

You mean SAAAAAAAAB.

Saaaaaab 

But first he must rename the vehicles. VWS1, VWS2... etc. VWX1, VWX2.. etc...

Behold the GTI-V !!!

Um, a “V2" model? From a German car company?

VWs HQ will now move to London because it is more hip.

Great, now all American-market Volkswagens will be, I dunno, V1, V2, V5, VX3?

He couldn’t out-German the Germans, but maybe he can take VW down market and out-Korean the Americans.

I remember when the 924 first came out. It was such a modern looking car at the time and I really liked the wraparound rear hatch window and taillamp design. As always pointy low noses with pop-up headlamps always rule.

Wow, I never knew they spent any ad money on it. I just figured someone at Caddy was like “We need a new Cimarron, but for the Volt!”

As if there’s anything “sport” about these humongo people-hauling SUVs.  Call a spade a spade: they’re CSWs--chunky station wagons.

NP, BTW.  

There is also choice and acceptance here. You cannot argue they chose to ride in this vehicle. When they got it, before even taking off and they saw there wasn’t “proper safety equipment” they could have just as easily said I dont feel like driving or riding in this because its missing X.

This is dumb!!!

Followed very close by:

“Finally! I feel SAFE!”