This is what the entire sane universe would call............a bad take.

This is like Billy Porter, too fabulous for rules. This car can wear whatever it wants.

Ahem...

What on Earth is wrong with you?

“And someone Kristen looked up from sniffing glue ...”

No thank you, I don’t think I will.

Kristen, it really, really seems like you’re making the rules here. You don’t like they way red tops look and you’re entitled to that opinion. At best, the look sets your examples apart. At worst, those examples will look “dated” in several years when red tops fall out of fashion - which they likely will.

Correct and appropriate response

Oddly, the 500C looks wrong with any other color top.

Seems like a rational response. 

I like how you say this with authority and then your evidence proves you wrong. The grey Porsche with the red top is how I’d configure it if I had the means.

It could be worse.

Counterpoint:

Nobody gives a shit about your "rules". If you don't like a red soft top, don't buy one.

I like black cars with a dark red soft top. Especially if it has a dark red interior.

You’re deranged.

These things do not get the credit they deserve. Colts were advanced, well-made, well-equipped, reliable, good-looking, available in a variety of body styles and trim levels, and as they were sold out of Dodge dealers, their pricing pressures were held in check by the presence of much larger metal across the showroom…

Quite the diplomatic decision on their part, I must say.

[And now it’s time for a sad aside: the tragic tale of the short-lived Bronco II. A shorter version of the Bronco, it was intended to be the option for couples without kids or single drivers. The problem was, it wasn’t particularly safe. Turns out, shortening the big Bronco altered the proportions in such a way as to…