In August of 2010, I bought a new Legacy GT Limited.

Neutral: add a yearly registration fee of $0.50 to $1 for every pound the vehicle is over 3000.

this is nothing new, porsches have been rolling away for years

Figured this would win. Hell, I live in surbia Charlotte NC and my commute is 33 miles each way. 33 miles isnt even half the Charlotte Ring road.

done and done. ridiculous amount of space, and the magic seat in the back is perfect for doggos. 

Can only be a Ram Promaster city, with an Abarth exhaust.

I was going to break from routine, given she specifically said “no minivans”, and suggest one of these:

Why you gotta hate debadging and rebadging :-(

The C6 Corvette did it.

Toyota's actually been doing this for quite a while now.

As you rightly presume, it is named after that bit of France, one day I will have another one, and a Fiat 130 coupe, just so as to photograph them together

Oh, god, poor baby. But she gave her life to save you, and she did it well.

Oh the humanity!

Have we learned nothing from the Hindenburg?

Spoiler: decreases lift

A spoiler spoils lift by deflecting the entire flow. A wing generates lift, usually downward for cars, via an angled and/or airfoil plate.

I’m really liking the new Lincoln Continental. All 5,368 pounds of it. 

What if FCA made them bright pink or purple?

If you believe forcing incremental changes in a handful of sports cars is going to save the planet, I think even Al Gore would snicker at you.  Maybe even a snortle.

Hmmm.... I thought all that Europe required was changing the 6.2 Liter engine to a 6.2 Litre and we were good....