Alright, I’m going to have to do it :) This weekend is a definite no-go (we are currently preparing to experience an aPopecalypse here) but hopefully very, very soon. I NEED IT.

Excellent! My sister-in-law got some for me recently and I will have to put them to good use!

I’m actually a pretty solid baker (I don’t mean that in a braggy way, just that I have a lot of experience baking), but I’ve never attempted one because I am afraid it’ll turn out to be a hideous mess and I’ll be horribly disappointed. Marzipan is tricky to work with but sooo worth it if you can do it right. Maybe…

I know what you mean. It’s tough when you aren’t used to or aren’t comfortable with entertaining people, and it’s hard to figure out how to strike a balance so you aren’t just a taker as a friend.

No, please continue living your amazing life without guilt! I am quite jealous but I am certain I will find or figure out how to make Princess Cake very soon.

There’s an IKEA five minutes away from me but they are *always* out of those

I am going to cry because I have been craving one of these for a while now but I can't find a bakery near me that makes them ;(

Fuuuuuuck

I have come dangerously close to being that freeloading monster of a dinner guest in the past. It is out of cluelessness, not ungratefulness, but that’s not a good excuse. I really, really, really don’t like to entertain, so nowadays I just make an effort to bring a shitload of food and help clean up, but I still feel…

Fall is the best, no contest. Everything about it is wonderful and I am ecstatic to big adieu to another miserable summer.

Oh god, I hope so.

Every single time I see this gif.

I just don’t really get the point of using an article about a woman being exploited as an opportunity to talk shit about her and voice your personal opinion of her relevancy.

And photo approval gets written into contracts. It is possible there was a misunderstanding somewhere along the line, but no matter what, she…

That’s your takeaway from this post? Really?

I absolutely love that entire Twitter account.

One of my favorite Kim Davis tweets:

That one, like many others, is excellent. It’s amazing to me that it aired in 1991, because it’d be somewhat shocking to see that on a network sitcom today, especially being treated with such sincerity and care and not just played for awkward laughs.

As an Arabic speaker, I enjoy this joke/observation very much.

Ah, thank you.

They not only are racist as hell for assuming it was a bomb, but if they truly believed it was a bomb then they also underestimated his intelligence because they clearly assumed it wouldn't work or else they'd have evacuated the school. They are a bunch of shitty, dumb, racist assholes.