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🎶seizing the means of production🎶

Becoming Ugly

In 2001, when I was about 14 years old, my male friends invented a game that went like this: one of them—and it was…

Based on the highlights quoted, her book does sound very dish-y.

all that song did was make me want to read naya’s book

my worst Miss U.

Holy shit

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

When news of Curtis Hanson’s death broke last night, I opened Twitter and found just what I expected: movie fans…

Oh DAMN.

is this gonna be like a ben affleck thing where brad goes and lives in george clooney’s pool house for a few months because

Goddamn Laura Wasser is career goals.

I’ll proudly wear the Mean Girls Label if it’s because I am sick of your constant nonsense. Mean Girls forever.

NO. Stop it. God, every single time you lose you’re cool and get your narrative pushed back on you resort to this “I’m pathetic, lonely and a loser” routine.

I hate Tracy Anderson too. Her “method” is a load of horse shit based on pseudoscience. She thinks every woman should have “a teeny, tiny dancer’s body.” She also once said that women shouldn’t lift anything heavier than 5 lbs; MY 180 LB DEADLIFT SAYS DIFFERENTLY TRACY. #fucktracyanderson #noreally

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I hate myself.

Just wanted to go on record and tell you all that In Her Shoes is one of my top 10 favorite movies of all time.

“Nah he just got his bell rung a bit.”

wasn’t there already a Browns emoji?

Nope, common misconception. The most common type of hand sanitizer doesn’t contain antimicrobials. It just dries out the germs with alcohol, which is not a thing they can develop resistance to.