I enjoyed Weekend Update and the beer pong thing, and Bruce Willis as Michael Kors. The key joke in the cold open made me laugh but then it kept going. Not a good week for SNL.

Sue's "so much potential… what a waste" line implies that Finn's death was self-inflicted in some way, I think. That's about as close as you're going to get.

EDIT: Actually no, nevermind, my comment re: Agron not being there might not be right.

I thought there was something interesting in Tina becoming bitter at the realization that after being overshadowed by every single member of the Glee club from the first two seasons + Blaine (exceptions: Matt Rutherford, Lauren Zizes) she was just going to get passed up for these boring new kids. It was better than…

"Jeez, what happened between Dianna Agron and Ryan Murphy that she wouldn’t even come back for this?"

Very proud to be a Norwegian citizen today.

Fucking loved the Coconut Bandits thing. I imagine that it's mostly there because it establishes the Gervase/Tyson alliance but it was fitting that a member of the "fuck it, we're on an island, let's have fun!" Pagong tribe was the focus of a slice-of-life scene.

I accidentally got spoiled on Monday morning for Eddie's death because I forget how awful Television Without Pity is sometimes and it put me in a shitty mood for the next couple hours.

Yeah, I was never able to finish that one. I always got too bored.

IG-88's too serious, though. You'd get no wacky quips about murder from him and without them why would I watch?

His complaints themselves are less stupid than Britney Spears' "it's so sad that he died, there should be an episode with him coming back to life," yeah. But the part where he's Oliver Stone and outright admits he didn't even watch the damn show for the most part makes it worse.

If they made this about HK-47 and ended every episode with him committing murders I would for sure watch it. Otherwise probably not.

Wow, this might actually be more hilariously dumb than Britney Spears' opinion on the matter since one is an emotionally stunted pop star and the other fucking directed Natural Born Killers. That's… that's impressive. I'm impressed.

Nah, not a chance. If Tyson were going to do it he would have been edited to imply that he wasn't in that preview.

It's adorable that Team Loved Ones thinks that Tyson Apostol might do something selfless and altruistic.

Somewhere Brendan Synnott is fuming at no longer being Tyson's #1 man-crush.

Yeah, Big Tom coming back and getting a chance to rekindle the Africa magic would have been great. I'm sad that the last impression of him will have been as a part of the giant bitter mess that was All-Stars.

I wanted to like this, but the laughtrack is set to full HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAHWAHWAHW OOOOOOOOOOOOOH for every other line. Moderation, man.

Not everything in this episode was great but Jeffrey Wright is having fun and Richard Harrow's sister also being tough as nails and perfectly cool with murder if need be justifies everything else. Emma is great. I want more Emma and will sigh when she's inevitably killed off to generate more main character grief.

I liked Bobby Cannavale more than most here but Jonathan Banks deserved it. I'm assuming the people who voted for Breaking Bad split their votes this year.