The hand thing, summarized as best I can; in 1999/2000, the WWF started a romance storyline between Mark Henry a large black man whose nickname at the time was "Sexual Chocolate" (and has since gone on to be world champion, which nobody would have expected at the time) and Mae Young, a woman in her 70s who has been a…

The hand thing, summarized as best I can; in 1999/2000, the WWF started a romance storyline between Mark Henry a large black man whose nickname at the time was "Sexual Chocolate" (and has since gone on to be world champion, which nobody would have expected at the time) and Mae Young, a woman in her 70s who has been a…

Honestly, I think Seth Rollins is kind of overrated. He's good enough in-ring but he really doesn't have any charisma at all. He'd be a good asset for the tag division if they wanted to work on building that.

Honestly, I think Seth Rollins is kind of overrated. He's good enough in-ring but he really doesn't have any charisma at all. He'd be a good asset for the tag division if they wanted to work on building that.

Jack Swagger is this generation's Tommy Rich, without the drawing power. He's going to go down as the "wait, he was World Champ?" has-been guy of the '00s.

Jack Swagger is this generation's Tommy Rich, without the drawing power. He's going to go down as the "wait, he was World Champ?" has-been guy of the '00s.

Holy shit, I had never seen this, I think because it was on the Sunda show and WWE Classics only shows the Saturday one. This is amazing.

Holy shit, I had never seen this, I think because it was on the Sunda show and WWE Classics only shows the Saturday one. This is amazing.

Yeah, after I wrote that comment I remembered that yours was part of that "let's write about popular TV shows that we don't watch/cover" series. In that context it makes perfect sense.

Yeah, after I wrote that comment I remembered that yours was part of that "let's write about popular TV shows that we don't watch/cover" series. In that context it makes perfect sense.

They did one three-hour Raw the other month that I actually quite liked. But every other time this year it's been an absolute nightmare, especially the one where they showed the same Brock Lesnar hype video four times and spent half an hour on CM Punk faking being drunk and Chris Jericho acting like a villain on a…

They did one three-hour Raw the other month that I actually quite liked. But every other time this year it's been an absolute nightmare, especially the one where they showed the same Brock Lesnar hype video four times and spent half an hour on CM Punk faking being drunk and Chris Jericho acting like a villain on a…

My favorite part of the horrible Charlie Sheen stuff was the contrast of those bits, where he just sort of stated generic bullshit ("wow, that Sheamus fella sure looks crazy"), with the very genuine Regis Philbin pretaped segment where he talked a bit about his long history/association with pro wrestling over the…

My favorite part of the horrible Charlie Sheen stuff was the contrast of those bits, where he just sort of stated generic bullshit ("wow, that Sheamus fella sure looks crazy"), with the very genuine Regis Philbin pretaped segment where he talked a bit about his long history/association with pro wrestling over the…

Yeah, it's definitely not Mark Henry's kid, he's as white as a mutated sentient hand can possibly be. I'm leaning towards Bubba Ray Dudley, myself.

Yeah, it's definitely not Mark Henry's kid, he's as white as a mutated sentient hand can possibly be. I'm leaning towards Bubba Ray Dudley, myself.

The New Breed were amazingly ridiculous. I love this one stretch of Jim Crockett Promotion shows where only Chris Champion is wrestling on them but he pretends like Sean Royal is clearly there by his side and the announcers are just too culturally behind to see him or something.

The New Breed were amazingly ridiculous. I love this one stretch of Jim Crockett Promotion shows where only Chris Champion is wrestling on them but he pretends like Sean Royal is clearly there by his side and the announcers are just too culturally behind to see him or something.

It feels like this is another "I used to watch wrestling between twelve and twenty years ago and now I'm trying to write about it now" thing like the time Myles McNutt wrote about WWE Raw too. There's a lot of trying to act knowledgeable but I'm pretty sure that someone who calls CM Punk a "proven worker" would also…

It feels like this is another "I used to watch wrestling between twelve and twenty years ago and now I'm trying to write about it now" thing like the time Myles McNutt wrote about WWE Raw too. There's a lot of trying to act knowledgeable but I'm pretty sure that someone who calls CM Punk a "proven worker" would also…