It's more like "the worse a person you are, the more likely someone less awful than you is going to drag you along so you can lose to them in the final." Which, admittedly, isn't much better.

I love that they're just trolling with half of the Breaking Bad notifications.

I love that they're just trolling with half of the Breaking Bad notifications.

That was definitely Zmuda. During the two anecdotes (the Elvis one and the Jim Carrey one) he pretty much drops 90% of the character.

That was definitely Zmuda. During the two anecdotes (the Elvis one and the Jim Carrey one) he pretty much drops 90% of the character.

Musical Bar-B-Que was the first CD I bought with my own money. I didn't even have Cartoon Network at the time, I'd just been able to see Cartoon Planet/Space Ghost Coast to Coast whilst on vacation and adored it. Probably one of a very small amount of things that I loved at age ten and still love now (see also: the…

Musical Bar-B-Que was the first CD I bought with my own money. I didn't even have Cartoon Network at the time, I'd just been able to see Cartoon Planet/Space Ghost Coast to Coast whilst on vacation and adored it. Probably one of a very small amount of things that I loved at age ten and still love now (see also: the…

He was pretty great. The good thing about PT Anderson movies is that he usually assembles a ridiculously good cast.

He was pretty great. The good thing about PT Anderson movies is that he usually assembles a ridiculously good cast.

I thought Boogie Nights was okay. I hated Magnolia, though.

I thought Boogie Nights was okay. I hated Magnolia, though.

I don't really like Ukraine but England choking would be absolutely hilarious so I kind of hope it happens.

I don't really like Ukraine but England choking would be absolutely hilarious so I kind of hope it happens.

She's just going to show up, beat Heath Slater, and leave.

She's just going to show up, beat Heath Slater, and leave.

I'm more into Veronica Palmer, myself.

I'm more into Veronica Palmer, myself.

Yeah, but would you get mad over anything, Burl? You seem like a cheerful sort.

Yeah, but would you get mad over anything, Burl? You seem like a cheerful sort.

That Brendon Walsh/Donald Glover/Jessica St. Clair as Marissa Wompler episode is my favorite. The prank call, Marissa reading from the adult romance novel at great depth, Walsh's Italian chef character, and Glover's bewilderment at everything are all hilarious.