My MIL’s friend is getting remarried in August. They’re both in their 50s, have fully grown children, two homes full of crap and they have a wedding registry. IT’S HUGE. Four different stores!!! And it’s full of ridiculously expensive shit, like a $700 sous vide machine (not joking). My MIL has “forbidden” me from…

We don’t do showers in the UK; they’re viewed as grasping and tacky. But if I got an invitation stating no boxed gifts, my gift would be lots of tupperware boxes, individually wrapped.

The situation here is that Holly pressed for marriage and didn’t get it, so Hef offered her more money for when he died, as a way to compensate her for her “loyalty”, but that wasn’t good enough for her so they broke up. She even froze his sperm. She wanted everything. This was a woman with a plan from the very…

I’m a librarian. We don’t care what you read—we’re just happy you’re reading. Promise :)

I always thought Kendra was the least delusional. She embraced the fact that she was basically just young, hot, and silly.

OK, is anyone else having flashbacks to when whatshername rewrote Twilight from Edward’s perspective and then the manuscript leaked and she refused to publish it after all?

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE

Two hobbits were seen leaving the scene of the crime, headed to the closest volcano.

I find it very hard to be outraged or angry about what these women are doing, especially since they’re technically not breaking any laws. I see them as doing what all mothers do - trying to secure the best future possible for their children. And if they feel that an education and life in the US is it, then fuck it.

You sound like my sister! No heart attack (thank god) but she was around 47 when she quit and had smoked for over 30 years. (She started at 13, the little rebel). And she straight up *adored* smoking. She was so addicted and so in love with smoking. Now, years later, she still speaks of it with such wistfulness. She…

I got lucky. I was able to quit cold turkey, no worries. That said, 4-5 times a year I still think “mmmmm, cigarettes.”

Vaping helped me quit cigarettes. I know there are lots of alarmist articles on CNN and whatnot saying, “BUT WE DON’T KNOW IF IT’S BAD FOR YOU OR NOT SO THEREFORE IT’S TOTALLY BAD FOR YOU!” but vaping helped me get off the cancer sticks, and I’ve been stepping down my nicotine steadily, and after vaping for awhile,…

I’m not sure if it really counts as quitting, because I vape now instead of smoking. It’s been three years, I only do it at home, alone, and never anywhere else (because I find it embarrassing). But I feel a million times better, have way more energy, and don’t ever feel the need to smoke anymore. It’s also about a…

Can someone please explain to me why they wouldn’t like this? I see this and I’m like CHANCE OF A LIFETIME because 1) Broadway x Broadway 2) free 3) pure joy 4) talent 5) a million other things that are great.

I’ve heard people say they wouldn’t like this or that it would make them feel awkward. I just don’t…

If you’re 39 years old and deciding to crash a college party, life ain’t working out the way you planned it, even before the guns get brought up.

he shooting was a complete accident and that he just meant to scare the partiers with his gun

So much for #ArkansasStrong.

Show of hands from who is surprised they lied. None? I thought so.