Move to Nashville! It's just 45 minutes down I-24, and most of the single guys from Clarksville go to Nashville on the weekends anyway.

Fixed.

Might I suggest cedar: smells nicer than moth balls.

Kim, these are your friends

Good Grief! I would ask if Kim has a mirror but I know she does because she is constantly looking in it to take her selfies. There are none so blind as those who will not see.

Same. I'm pretty sure Kanye "dresses" her but if she actually pays someone to style her, that person should be fired.

Oh dammit North! You need to ask mommy before you use the scissors.

Bless her heart.

Somebody tell the dullard she needs moth balls in her closet.

Mothra , man, she don't fuck around .

Secret Service Director Julia Pierson has resigned and Joseph Clancy, former Special Agent in Charge of the Presidential Protective Division, will take her place on an interim basis. Full statement from the Department of Homeland Security after the jump.

Setting aside the questionable notion of moving to a particular city because you really like a TV show that takes place there... Nashville, of all shows? It's entertaining usually, but it's not THAT good.

I think its really weird you moved to Nashville to stalk the cast of a television show, when you could have been stalking and enjoying real country musicians. Is the real thing not as shiny and captivating as the network tv version?

See what happens when America forgives Paula Deen?

I'll be okay. I wear a life jacket.

That's why I try to limit myself to one glass of wine a day. Cheers!

Drowning in wine sounds like a pretty sweet way to go