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Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most. Not even in Florida.

Interested enough to look at her dress online because I didn't even have to search for it , not remotely interested enough to actually buy the magazine. That's me, anyway.

The wording is confusing but bottom line is that this specific issue is outperforming (in sales) the per issue average over the first 6 months of 2014 by 20%.

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

Repeat after me:

I stopped reading YouTube comments a long time ago. Mostly for the sake of my sanity, and so I can pretend the Internet is a nice place.

I'm guessing that since CO is so eco-friendly people are endlessly tweeting about vinegar as a cleaning agent. You really can clean almost anything with vinegar, no chemicals, it's cheap, etc. You can also mix it with baking soda and unclog pipes. I do this and aside from smelling like I live in a Greek salad my…

I've had it a couple times. It's nothing to tweet about.

Yeah...up here in Maine, there's only 2 people on Twitter. We don't have running water and all the women wear dresses and have long hair. Can someone explain to me what wifi is? Pah-lees. I live halfway up the coast and am still only 9 hours from NYC. We also have amazing restuarants, a burgeoning local food movement…

Grits is also an acronym for girls raised in the south, which may be why it's so popular in multiple southern states. I'm wondering if they took the time to weed out such tweets or counted anything hashtagged grits. Also, now I feel like I lived in Alabama entirely too long by knowing that info.

I have three cats - yes, there is something seriously wrong with me and thank God I have children or I'd probably have like 8 cats or something - and they do this shit nonstop. One always thinks they're gonna get the drop on another one and I just watch with a bemused detachment from a safe distance. It never happens.…

My cat did NOT appreciate me playing that video.

"Where's Mittens?...Is he up there?...Hey Mittens! You up there?...I think he's up there. Probably has some food....I can't quite see what's going on there....I think I hear someone purring....I'm going to jump up and—-HOLY SHIT!"

It's been said, but... BOTH cats totes know what the deal is - note the ears. And the scoping out beforehand. That was intentional bitchery. God, I love cats.

"Totally worth it. Would do again."

Right? That right there is the universe's way of waving the biggest, reddest flag it can. LISTEN TO THE UNIVERSE.

A "STOP" sign.

Chevy should launch a new ad campaign about how they've meticulously designed a car for women, how they've been through all the research and focus groups, designed every last bit of the car towards the female driver - and then reveal that it's the Z/28.

The Honda Fit She's - so personalized towards women, we can't even bother to get an actual woman to stand next to the car, so here's an empty, ultra-generic silhouette for you!