I’d like to know what notary public signed off on this document. I’m a notary, and I would lose my license, pay a hefty fine AND get locked up in jail for attempting to legalize this.

this dumb mf really put that shit in writing, huh. this asshole deserves to be criminally prosecuted.

The fiendish intricacy of that lease agreement alone makes this guy is a monster. He should not be allowed to own real estate... or anything that brings him into contact, or contract with the general public. His next residence should be under the jail. If this is what he got busted for, imagine what he has gotten away…

The company I work for has several Ukrainian team members. I work with few of them directly and daily. The company owner gave out a statement of solidarity and of course assurances of paid leave and such. But it is just disheartening how helpless we feel to truly help them currently. Most of them have been offline…

This stuff always makes me think of the time Jenna on 30 Rock was learning teen lines for Gossip Girl. Then she found out she was really going to be playing the dying grandmother.

Not too surprising. The game has been put into the budget bin and on life support many months ago, so obviously it’s not a huge priority. I don’t even consider that worthy of outrage; the game had a good run especially after the turnaround/rework, but we all know it was abandoned with the last big update in April…

I’m a little bit confused by the sheer snarkiness of this article. Not because I don’t think there’s a ton of criticism about the sacrificing of those teenage skaters, but this just feels like an oddly hostile take on a 25 year old woman reaching her dream and being proud of it. I would understand it better if it was…

Whatever the job, it’s incredibly well-paid, judging by the houses/apartments these people can afford.

Well, shit. Is that the last of the early 2010s Jezebel set of writers gone now? 

I can’t get enough Dratch. If anyone ever asks me if I want more Dratch, I’ll say “yes please”. I love Dratch.

i worked night shift on the crew that blurred out the bits on the XL show. it’s amazing how pedestrian the nudity is when it’s uncensored. it’s almost like the matrices make it more titillating than it actually is.  people doing things naked is actually quite unsexy and totally boring lol.  

I’m thinking Jez is either shutting down, or is changing staff. There have been so many writers leaving this year, and with the unresolved issues with Kinja, that it seems likely, to me, that this site is on its way out.  :(

You done a helluva job here for sure. May all the good things come you way in the future.

RELEASE THE TAPES

The insane work conditions of game studios has been a problem for decades. I remember hearing the first reports of abuse back in the late 80s and early 90s.

It’s been a long time coming. Hopefully it emboldens more developers internally and pushes Ubisoft to address the problems head on. Ubisoft Singapore is one of the publisher’s unsung heroes when it comes to its global network of studios and it deserves better. 

I’m all of these, except the headbanger, although I used to be that too. I’m also a 44 year old woman who lives in the suburbs (in California, dude.) So there’s that.

I have decided I am done with Seth Rogen type stoner bros. Like you literally can’t make it any easier for them to be with you and they still disappoint. Fuck off LOL.

In my mid/late 30s and I refuse to age out of the professional stoner. This is who I am now, and I’m okay with that lmao. 

The worst kind of blacks are those flagrant blacks. They’re even worse than the obvious blacks.