“All I Wanna Do is Fart on You” is VASTLY superior to “Are You Strong Enough To Be My Butt”. Dumb kids.

Damn!

Thank you for using the correct spelling of turrible

I bet Shaq could still toss Barkley’s fat ass out the front door, Uncle Phil style.

Now I wanna see a Fresh Prince reboot where wacky youth Jaden Smith moves in with his Uncle Shaq

listen to his cadence. he stopped after he said it because he thought that it would get a chuckle out of everyone. it was a joke that landed turribly flat.

When did this happen? Now I can’t stop seeing Uncle Shaq...

“Make America great... make America great... make America great... makeAmericagreatmakeAmericagreat... STORMFROOOOOOOOONT!!!”

It’s lunchtime you asshole.

Democrats can’t allow Trump to fill a Supreme Court vacancy during the last year of his presidency.

I don’t understand why the press never ask him really specific questions. Ask him to name one black person other than Fredrick Douglass, MLK, Ben Carson, and that chick from the Apprentice. A work of literature by a black author he found inspiring. To name 5 countries in Africa.

Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job....

Deng knows a lot about suffering. He played under Vinny Del Negro.

I kinda want to see him trip Charles Oakley.

The weird thing is the recorded voice saying “go fuck yourself” sounds an awful lot like Steve Bannon...

It’s naturally sourced horsepoop for the discriminating woo-fancier to throw money at.

All cloths reflect energy back inward, that is literally why they were invented.