No, it’s not!

Yeah, but like, a pound is chicken is 5.99 and vegetables are a few bucks. And if you go to a different local grocery store, even cheaper. It’s just not that hard to make chicken breast with vegetables at an affordable price. And throw some teriyaki on there for flavor! This is widely accessible!

Watching my favorite writer put together a take like this is the equivalent to the citizens of Gotham watching Batman rob a bank. Tough day.

The only way this blog post could have been worse would have been if Lavar Ball were mentioned.

*man wrecks car*

Seems like everyone is ignoring this, but Charles Oakley does seem like an asshole in general, right? The Knicks are laughable, but I can’t believe no one is acknowledging that this guy seems like a total dick.

I get that this is highlight truthering, but sometimes it’s fine to point out obvious things in highlights: Kawhi carried the ball as egregiously as I’ve ever seen in my life on that play. He almost picked it up entirely!

You’ve long been my favorite writer on Deadspin (possibly the Internet as a whole) and I’m bummed out there’s no more Foodspin.

Is Get Fuzzy just too new for the Deadspin staff? Get Fuzzy has long been legitimately as good as the best animated television shows.

I used to believe Kevin Draper was qualified to write on a sports website.

I’m confused, how is this relevant to Pokemon Go?

Realistically, at least 5% of All Takes Matter’s poor ratings can be attributed to people reading about “All Takes Matter” on Deadspin, attempting to find it and not being able to, right? This accomplishment should be added to that pile of good journalism Gawker has contributed to society article from a month or so…

Jim Cooke only does great work, but this is perhaps his greatest work.

No need to grab all the chain nets in the Los Angeles area and turn them into shoepants, Kendall, we get it, you’re dating a basketball player.

I’m assuming he thought he was supposed to capitalize the D in McDonald’s, looked it up, saw he was right and assumed he must be right about the spelling of everything else he was about to write.

Matt Harvey would like to speak with the committee about the problems that can emerge when you hold back the Cocks.

At this point, it seems like D’Angelo Russell would have been much better off had he released an actual sex tape.

No word yet on whether or not the official MLB scorekeeper assigned to this case will charge the prosecuting attorney with an error.

Giri is really thriving in the role of crafting well-written pieces out of the opinions that were previously thrown in the garbage.

When reached for comment on the matter, Goose Gossage was surprisingly supportive of Reggie Jackson’s celebratory prance.