nor unprofessional

One Million Moms are crazy to think that anybody is going to be taken in by a guy with a long, red, pointy tail. Of course, Lucifer will be attractive. He’ll be nice and helpful. He’ll get a job (and a TV show) where he influences a great God-fearing nation. He’ll never do an evil thing! He’ll never deliberately hurt…

Or 6 Dozen Moms Too Busy Finding Useless Shit to Complain About, Instead of Actually Raising Their Kids.

Don’t you know anything? The snake’s name was Crawly. (Crowley)

Can my band The Judgmental Judys open for y’all?

6 Dozen Moms That You Are Really Happy Aren't Your Mom.

I respect your commitment to the reference.

Hypocritical Hussies, which you know is what they are. ***** Also, Hypocritical Hussies is my new band name. I'm calling dibs now. Sorry ladies.

To be fair, “irresistible” is kind of his shtick. That’s not even theologically controversial.

But a huntsman Spider wont kill you, they are furry and nice to hold too.

Can you make this a weekly thing where you tell us more and more about the mystical creatures that lurk in the Australian wilderness?

With VR becoming a thing what I’d really like to see is a survival game that really teaches you survival. Photo-realistic depictions of plants that teach you what you can and can’t eat, actual stars for navigation at night, how to properly build a shelter, etc.

Luke, how could you! The hopping mouse is so cute, I forget which one this is, the Spinifex Hopping Mouse I think...

From the one trip I took to Australia as a child, kangaroos are apparently delicious.

So absurdly cute.

Tree kangaroos! Tree kangaroos are awesome. They’re some sort of bizarre cat/kangaroo/bear(?) creature that totally belongs in a Japanese cartoon.

Good on you for mentioning the Port Jackson shark. The vast majority of sharks are harmless to humans. The opposite, sadly, is not true.

That cute little fat platypus guy tho... :o

Look at that majestic thing, just sitting there like a wise old guardian. “Be at ease Humans, I shall protect you.”

Actually, no. Divine was a DRAG QUEEN. He associated himself as a gay male, and dressed up because he enjoyed it. He was not a transgender or transsexual in any sense of the word.