If you think Karens only voted for the cheeto, I’ve got some bad news for you.

I was so thoroughly confused as I didn’t closely follow them. Some outlet mentioned the Wachowski Sisters as the creators of the Matrix and I was like, wait, so did the brothers take the credit, have a falling out or something?

Looked them up and was like, ohhh.

“A Porsche is a scary car and once you get it sideways prepare to die.”

Tyler McQuarrie:

Kinda looks like the wheel tucked under and fucking pogo’d that jeep outta there. Surprised it didn’t go full yeet.

There’s video somewhere of some low-level touring cars, one car loses the wheel and the car next to it runs over it. The wheel tumbles from flat to vertical, instantly launching that car to the…

Haha hurr, durr, dumbestic can’t take corners.

I haven’t priced a set of Alcons in awhile, and am afraid to do so now.

Toss a DSC Magnatuner with it and you’ve got a lot more potential at your fingertips.

Chevrolet’s accessory catalog. Dark grey car, dark splitter, dark, hardly lit photo booth.  A lot of shots are really hard to figure out what it’s supposed to be highlighting.

“apparently because de Blasio was convinced that without them, drivers would ignore cones and signs and proceed through the streets and plow over people”

I mean, I’ve seen dumbasses drive through signs, cones, ribbons and more and drive onto a hot autocross course because that parking lot lies between them and their…

It’s really tough for those in states that have been pounded by this outbreak, we were in a conference call with a bunch of other dealers and it just sounded bleak, especially for some of them in NY. I won’t go into numbers but it was shocking.

Yes, this is all for a purpose and it’s working, but damn this is all going…

So, how long before some tuning haus stuffs an indycar V8 in there?

I’m saving that, it’s too perfect.

Of course the memes are starting to flow in the racing groups. Rage quit? Nah, we’re just gonna drop the atomic bomb of slurs.

The only time the majority of the fans are fine with people going left no matter what.

Yeeehaw, get swabbed, do 200 on the back stretch!

Cupcake hat, nice. First thing that came to mind was this:

“Oh, hey, is this how my secretary uses this keyplank?”
“Keyboard, sir.”
“Yes, that’s what I said.”

Hey guys, are we going to ignore the fact this isn’t a DEMON? This is a Hellcat w/ a Demon vinyl on the door. This is some seriously like somebody let the dude loose in the workshop while he was living out a coked out fever dream.

Demons don’t have a Hellcat badge, there’s a Demon’s head there instead and of course the…

In high school, I wanted to work for NASA. Got to see some cool projects during a scholars program, quite a few of those were shelved shortly after. Many of these having been in development for most of the career of the engineers working on it, or they were sucked up into black projects for the USAF/Intel community.

It’…