Anything new will probably be a leg up over anything I’ve owned since all cars I’ve bought are used. I did buy a “cheap” E39 Touring, which of course needed about 10k worth of work :D

Oh how I wish we’d been able to move from CDK sooner. They’re like the Sears Catalog of Dealer Management Systems.

I work for a dealer that is more parts warehouse than car dealership. We’re a central hub for a large area that serves regular public consumer, shops, as well as other dealerships. It’s been interesting to…

Sadly I have to follow the mantra of, “You can be right, or you can be dead.”

You can ride in that lane, but the chances of getting smeared are extremely high. I had a friend get clipped by a truck, broke his collarbone and sent him over the handles. The pickup truck owner acted like my friend was in the wrong and told…

Price is par for the course. I’ve seen manual V70Rs with over 100k on the clock listed for over $20k before the insanity of the used car market. They’re either that, or a $6k manual V70R with $16k worth of maintenance work needed.

Lady Gaga’s Ford Lightning.

Good to see the E39 made the list. The E39 M5 was my dream car to buy after finishing school, but then I didn’t finish college for a long time because I couldn’t afford it, and then didn’t even finish with the degree I’d originally intended.

Fast forward a few years...uh, decades and now I have an E39, just not M5-ish.…

Now we just need a Singer-esque builder for old Volvos. If I had the coin, an old wagon w/ cool new components would be pretty freakin sweet.

That’s how I feel about current GM pricing. We have brand new Tahoes on the lot at work that are $80k, and I’m like, “Who the fuck is buying these at this price?”

What’s the over/under on this getting stolen and shipped to the UAE?

Nah, that was a paid crisis flagger.

Should’ve gone to Mexico.

Considering some of the truck stop roller chimichangas I’ve eaten during work trips to/from events, people have probably passed me not knowing I was incubating a nuclear weapon in my gut at that moment.

Pass, LS2 C6 is definitely not a plus to me even if it didn’t have the wang.

Probably not wanting to get sued by another celebrity.

It’s pretty apparent that this was a case of too much throttle.

So, that leaves us with no choice but to 2JZ swap the Prius and somehow keep the hybrid capability.

AI realizes it gets to be plugged into a charger longer if it has been involved in a collision involving those now recognizable screams, proceeds to try to cause as many screams possible.

Well at least it’s not a Subaru FUCKS concept this time around :D

They must have been hoping people would be lined up in droves willing to pay 3x MSRP for them like people were with the hummer 😂

Honestly, if the repowering kits could come down some more in price, I’d much rather swap an older vehicle than buy a new one.

Add bench seats and don’t threaten me with a good time lol.