The Trailer’s Trailer’s Trailer, as directed by M. Night Shyamalamadingdong.

Simultaneously a Submarine and a Motorcycle.  Nice.

At a previous job, I posted a note. Only a select few got the joke :(

Air rushed outta my nostrils.

Kinda like Jack’s at the end cause somebody was selfish and wouldn’t share a door.

Ok, why hasn’t your Torchbrain gone into hyperdrive yet!?

What is the deepest a wheeled vehicle has gone? You know, Magic Schoolbus style?  Because Frizzle mah dizzle.

Even better when somebody takes those steel wheels and widens them to fit a proper drag tire.  You get the sleeper look that’ll damn near hook on the street.

That’s fine, they make messes and can be smelly, unlike my emotional support minigun.

Bingo.

Most Bobby, Jimbo, and Hanks don’t want to spend the coin necessary on high quality valvetrain components. The other issue is upgrading the oiling system to keep things from welding together at that rpm and g-loads for road race stuff.

Hell, there’s guys running stock bottom end 4.8s with a fuckload of boost…

Absolutely agree, first thing that came to mind haha. Quite a few characters lived dual lives including the female news anchor.

They sorely need it before they become Mitsubishi 2.0

Nice, so now they can silen*BOOM* Uh, silentl*BOOM BOOM* Silently go through the neighborhoo*BOOM* Nevermind.

That’s his fetish.

In some pants-on-head municipalities, it’s illegal to be “backed in” to a parking space.

Agreed, don’t give somebody enough rope to hang yourself.

All it takes is somebody that is just a shitty person, or wants your position bad enough they’re willing to either “accidentally” send your damning statement to the customer, or your boss.

Same. There’s a bunch of guys that are in retirement age right now that we’re all hoping will leave asap because they’re also hindering progress of the company and the younger, experienced guys know it.

I wish I could afford a new car. Instead I’m about to go buy a used, low mile E39 touring and part out my Firebird that I’ve built up over the years of learning how to wrench.

I lament at the loss of the Buick TourX, one of the only wagons I really liked from recent offerings but understand it’s just another folly of…

Yeah, the final nail in the coffin was when this GT-R went airborne and killed/injured spectators. Sadly, the driver had previously mentioned to engineers that the nose was getting really light in previous stints.

Oh, you mean it’s THIS car!?  Fuckin cool piece of history there.

Yeah, don’t assume my lifestyle, get it right shitlords.