Man, you’re uncle must be riding you so hard it drops your IQ lower than it is and if that happens you’ll probably stop breathing.

If you say something interesting that I can fuck with you on I’ll leave it.

It’s not a phobia because I’m not afraid of you, it’s just that you’re a faggot so you get called a faggot.

Calling something a “false equivalency” is an evasion, not an answer.

They must. After all, you say they won Mog.

Put the gay porn down, pull your pants up, and get back here and tell me about the Marines winning Mog.

Go fuck a camel.

Because he himself is a fucking moron that obviously has no purpose in life.

I’m more scared that I wasn’t aware the Marines came in and won Mog.

Are you dismissing me or not? Because it seems like you’re responding to everything I write like the halfwit I know you are.

Since you just responded to one?

Where’d your fellow jerkoffs go? You’re not fast enough to do this on your own. You’re probably jerking off to YouTube clips. Get your pals back here to make it interesting again.

I don’t know how long it is because I didn’t click on it. Why the fuck did you?

I’m accusing you of being a liar, an idiot, and a loser that thinks the Marines (which you claimed you served in) won Mog.

Tell me more about the Marines coming in and winning Mog.

I didn’t say they were present at the incident, just that they came along and fixed it later. You’re a moron again!

Sorry, I don’t bother with that shit. If you can’t explain yourself in writing don’t bother posting idiotic YouTube shit.

Not as unpleasant as your uncle.

I take it you’ve given up trying to pretend you know anything about Somalia, Yemen or Iraq?

Sorry, neither you nor your pals that you call in to save you from being a douche are worthy of envy, which is something you are surely aware of.