Why have you stopped writing this:

Do you guys have each other’s phone numbers so you can call each other up if you need help if you make shit up on the internet, get caught, and then think more idiots will get you out of trouble? LMAO.

You’ve at least got a sense of humor.

OK, “I confirm my own bias” dude.

FASTER, DUMMY.

Not as many as you.

They’re Airborne units because . . . they’re Airborne units.

You’d do better to stop linking shitty ‘80s music and actually learning about what you claim you know about.

Tell me more about the Marines coming in to clean up Mog, corporal. Try and stay on point.

You do realize that all Ranger units are Airborne units, right? You’re thinking that all Airborne units like the 82nd, right? That’s your understanding?

Having fun with your anonymous internet pal?

You think that Delta and the Rangers are . . . Marine Corps units?

And sometimes liars like you can’t even get your lies right.

I know that’s what you wrote.

You’re still “talking” to me, pretend corporal.

You better get used to this piece of horseshit you pulled out of your ass.

Google faster. I want to know more about how the Corps came in and mopped up after the Battle of Mog. Tell me more about it.

The Corps weren’t at the Battle of Mog.

No need to repeat yourself, corporal.

I’m sure, in your mind, being with a bunch of anonymous internet pals makes you feel stronger, doesn’t it?