+1 more batter, just 1, I swear

To be as dismissive as I can be, meh, I’m not so concerned by the deaths of horses while racing in general. If I were I would’ve stopped eating meat in America a long time ago.

If there was an MLB manager who owned a horse that dropped dead after a race, I thought for sure it would have been Dusty Baker.

How NYCFC and NYRB fans see themselves:

“Soccer fans are rapists and drug dealers, I’m sure there are some good ones, but we need to build a wall on the Harlem River to keep them out of Manhattan!”

Well you were right about one thing, you definitely wasted your time commenting.

Get over yourself? Shit is gold.

Is that like what Hillary is accused of?

How does one say “Enron” in Mandarin?

And if you happen to be Allen Iverson, just step on over it.

Don’t watch this if you’re Gordon Gund, either.

White Sox fan here. I was at that game and the Cubs fans were going absolutely crazy after AJ got clocked. They weren’t so loud later that inning when Iguchi hit a grand slam and they were blown out. To this day, AJ will go down as one of my top 5 favorite sox players.

Cut Twice: The Tim Tebow Story

Braves: We need a new stadium!

Until college baseball takes its batflips seriously, I certainly can’t take THEM seriously.

I’m actually not impressed by Obama’s actions here, or in general, either. I’m just here to remember the admirable parts of her life.

People are always trying to police my tits. YOU CANT HOLD THESE TITS DOWN!

MAYYYBBEEE I’m just being bitchy today but this seems more like a humblebrag than an actual thing that happened.

I wish. Work has a beer cart to keep us under thumb.