I’m hoping someone else made this joke first, but yours becomes the really popular version that everyone knows.

If I believed in a Judeo-Christian God, I would most certainly hope that He is a boob man because I’m going to need all the help I can get.

Keep in mind, you’re visiting a Gawker site; if it’s not New York City, it’s a desperate cultural wasteland.

Delusions of grandeur? Romanticizing protest? Will they all go out for a latte after to discuss?

Give me a fucking break. This ain’t a Freedom March. “putting ourselves on the line,” please.

“If I suck at it, it’s not my fault. I’m not qualified to be President.”

I hope to see at least 68 more posts like this.

I was there and it was beautiful. Seeing the Best Fans in Baseball hurrying back out to their St. Louis County hamlets in the top of the ninth is something you can never experience enough.

...cream cheese, proper hugging technique, beer cans, Kobe.

I think I’d rather do a critical analysis of Finnegan’s Wake.

Earlier this evening, I read an article about how it’s awful to work with people my age, because we’re… something. It was unclear

I know these letters and most of the words, but I can’t tell what they are trying to say.

What the fuck is a benghzi?

I just keep thinking to myself “Dank wheelie!?...Dank fucking wheelie...kill yourself”

You know, when I’m in my cage and I see somebody on a sportbike hauling ass up to me about to pass me, despite the fact lanesplitting is illegal where I live, and it still annoys me they are driving like a douche, I don’t try to block them or start trouble like an asshole. Why is this so hard for people? What part of…

lol...ripping a vape on a motorcycle in traffic and then “DankWheelie” is displayed..I’ve seen all that I can bare.

This is Deadspin the Racism isn’t in the grays.

You don’t appear to understand trolls.

“Extrasolar individuals”