Conversely, I want the NFL to adopt Canadian rules.

I’m sorry, but what?

I was at an Outback steakhouse last weekend and they had the Texas women’s game on. The waitress literally came over to apologize and let me know that they could change the channel if I wanted. It was kind of hilarious.

I thought he graduated with THE degree in bachelors.

Stupid, drunk, and intently studying ABC’s hit show The Bachelor is no way to go through life, son.

This is nothing less than full on rape. He needs to be fired immediately. He needs to make a public apology. The Barclay’s Premier League needs to come out and make a statement and denounce rape culture. The head coach needs to issue a statement about how this behavior was allowed to escalate so that his team thought…

I read his scouting report.

This is delicious narcissism, he could author for a gawker sub-blog.

I forgot Billy Crystal was on those great Red Army teams

HamNo what do you know about sports?? Do you want to unionize NFL?

I’m pretty sure you don’t actually know most straight men. Sure he’s handsome as hell but sex? No thanks.

Which one of you broads can punt a football the farthest?

I hate to say it, but i think any situation where a psychotic man has a gun, you can’t blame the police for being extra cautious. There are plenty of cases where police are too gung ho, but this is not one of them.

“Desicant: Do not eat”

I think companies really need to get out of the habit on firing people because the internet demands a sacrifice. It only encourages people to continue using toxic behaviors to push their agendas.

Everybody, when a cop stops you. listen to his directions, give him the documents he wants, be polite, THEN SHUT UP. Tell him you will talk to your counsel and let it be. Everything you say can hurt your case. Deal with it later, before the magistrate.

Good luck getting Jezebel to ever address that. They initially wrote very little about it and when they do address the issue of where the assailants come from, it’s to say the right wing is using it to fuel xenophobia. Because apparently it's impossible to say anything about the fact that these men come from countries…

“...among other provisions allows transgender people to use the bathroom of the gender they identify as.” And where exactly do you apply for your transgender ID? Point being, I can identify as male or female on any given day on a whim. This political football (or basketball in this case) has absolutely nothing to do…

Are you using the same Internet that we are all using, or a different one?