What a joke. This country was founded on equality of opportunity not uniformity of outcome.

Hmm. Guess which group gets shot by police more, too, Mr. dopey double bird guy? Also, check the FBI crime statistics on who commits crimes at a massively disproportionate rate? Its called math, learn it.

No. This one makes sense - it was an execution, the cop deserves to go under the jail. Others have been more gray, with people actually resisting or menacing and the force warranted. Like the Ferguson case.

or store, whatever.

Well, Harper is a grindy, supremely talented young man who plays hard and will someday be in the Hall of Fame. He swore from the relative privacy of the dugout.

I saw Delino Deshields bat last night for the Rangers and thought I’d had a stroke until I realized it was his kid. At least throw me a JR or something. And he bad, too.......

Tums, yes, Rolaids suck.

6, yes, yes, yes. I’m not four, I can control the level of ear penetration just fine, thank you, and I’m smart enough not to walk around doing it. I buy the big goddamn box and use two at a time. Makes for a great start to the day.

Nag, nag, nag......

[dramatic music]

Cross promotion for new Disney/Touchstone movie “Race Off” starring John Travolta and Nicolas Cage in a daring redux of the 1997 classic.

Garbage in, Garbage out.

eh, what are you on about now again?

Nah, left handed feels weird.....

I think we are done here:

Yeah, but you’ll probably still drive down to Florida at 56 mph in the fast lane with your “Je Me Souviens” license plate and take up all the good tables at Landry’s.

Its a burden I bear proudly.

Okay, eh, sorry, eh.

Not on your life. One can be patriotic (and realistic about Canada) without supporting Trump.

I don’t know. Maybe because you rely on our country for nearly everything meaningful? Maybe because your own country is nothing but a sad little backwater of the Commonwealth that still has the Queen as head of state? Maybe because your people are almost universally annoying? Perhaps because everyone with the means…