Right, because actual dialogue on the topic is frightening and a micro aggression.

Todays teens aren’t Millenials, are they? I know my son’s friends and I agree they have promise.

Nah. I got hired for $24k out of school, was given a cubicle full of someone else’s crap and told to swim. I did, faster than others in my age range. Got a new assignment, new office full of crap, new order to swim. Simple.

I have worked with several younger cadres of workers in my 27 years on the job. Most have been fine, and I have been a mentor to dozens of them over that time span. Nothing better than seeing someone you’ve counseled do well and move up in the world.

Well you are, so either mow/weed or move the hell along.

See, that’s just like a Millennial to use a bus to carry cancer AIDs. A tanker would be more efficient and safer. If you had any meaningful experience, you would know that.

“Hey, Yankee, your the sic one not me, dang it....”

I’m guessing there are as many transgender people in that town as there are members of MENSA.

One of my fondest memories is throwing out the first pitch at a Harrisburg Senators game in ‘93. Expos AA Eastern League, played on an island in the middle of the Susquehanna River. Also got to know the Arkansas Travelers a bit, AA Texas League for the Cardinals and Angels. And, lived near Norfolk and got to see the…

“Says here he flipped ‘the bird’ to the fans, Colonel. What do you know about that?”

Um, if you live in a nice neighborhood there are zoning laws or covenants that prevent you from doing anything you want to it.

I think your Millennial readers should also ask “will I feel snug in a warm nest of appreciation and approbation here with my four minutes of experience and really out-there ideas?”

Okay, the wine part is a JOKE but the cheering fly balls is very, very real.

In Chicago, yes. Giant boxes of it. They smuggle it into the bleachers, guzzle it and then cheer every fly ball as if its a home run without watching the outfielder reaction.

Wow, mind blown, right Tyler?

Okay, check back in, son.

Kenny is a very handsome gentleman. Rick Hahn? Nah.

Um, 1%er here. I do have cargo shorts, however, for taking the pool furniture in and out of the shed each year.

My bro

Hey, asshole, tonights game didn’t end until after 10 eastern, check the timestamp you dumb fuck.