Or stupid, don’t forget stupid. Mouth breathers are like 80% of the people that voted for him in the first place.

Manchester United MacGyver has to be fake. I refused to believe that is someones real name.

This was my first thought as well.

This is the truest thing said today.

I don’t know who covers weird soccer fuck-ups better, deadspin or Highly Questionable. All i know is i love both for doing it. 

Was that person calling Adam Levine or male nipples “evolutionary leftovers”? Either way its hilarious.

I would think the most obvious sport for getting hit in the balls is horse racing. You gotta catch at least 3 or 4 good shots to the crotch on every lap.

This is the correct take.

ASU is also partnered with the Donald Trump center for kids who can’t read good.

Great article, very well written. Sounds like an awesome and terrifying experience. 

4 points and only 1 is actually correct (the good money). Cool ratio bro

Delonte West already tried this. Didn’t really work out for him.

Couldn’t agree more. My mom would have issued a statement “I apologize for the actions of my son. He is dead now so he will not be saying anything like this is the future.”

This is terrifying. Someone should write this a a horror movie where a cat and man is his cats mask go around killing people.

This was a great article. Very well written. Thank you.

I’m sad there weren’t any responses from Albert to the emailers. Those are always the best parts of these for me. There needs to be one where he just responds to every one of the emails. 

This is how it should be. Sadly a lot of places are not like this.

Could’ve been worse, he could have wanted coke.

Now I’m imagining giant dog food sculptures. 

That’s what she said