with the smaller byline....Chung claims he just wanted “Everyone to Have Fun”

Teachers teach because they love their students and want to help young people become respectable, responsible adults. Right?

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

Oh, come on. He doesn’t pay attention to her anymore.

HE HATE TEAMS

No way does a storm trooper actually throw a pitch into the strike zone.

The federal government cannot act in any way to limit the rights of the people to keep and bear arms.

But seriously, who the hell thinks this was a good idea? Dont people have any sense any more? 

Warren/Abrams please. I could even ride for Harris/Abrams. But Miss Stacy please, don’t be Biden’s new black friend.

/Ohio math!

Or maybe the wealthy professional football team he plays for could figure out a way to get its hands on one for him.

Still cant knock me out

Typical Deadspin, making this all about Race.

You should probably remind your daughter that she, too, is a renewable resource.  Might help keep her in line.

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

ross, dont douthat.

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

FIFY

Sure, Amell might be embarrassed right now but this serves as a first rate audition for my upcoming epic C’mon, Man, I’m Wide Open: The Christian Hackenberg Story.

“Tom Brady’s Getting A Raise But Not Actually An Extension”