I guess that reporter from the first press conference was onto something after all.

You should take a trip here then when you have a day or two free. Its a fun time.

Great article, you are a master of the written word.

Trump can seize bank accounts to pay for the wall? Why doesn’t he just snatch it out of Jeff Bezo’s account? He already hates him, seems like it would be an extra nice little F*** you to him.

That’s one thing you and Trump have in common... Spaceforce

Yeah I don’t know how this is allowed. In my mind the conversation should go like this. “So your’e a law enforcement officer how is refusing to enforce the law? Okay cool, your’e fired. Have a good day.” Seems reasonable to me.

Article said he was in the drive through in the 3rd paragraph.

I mean he did fall asleep in a Taco Bell drive through. If that doesn’t say drunk I don’t know what does

I was pulling out of a light one time and an 18 wheeler barreled through the red stop light without slowing down at all. This was in the middle of summer. If I hadn’t of been looking before I pulled out I probably would not be here right now.

“Rectal real estate” I think you have stumbled onto the perfect slogan for the state of Florida.

I think Lewis Black was right when he said “The good die young, but pricks live forever.”

Welcome back Drew. 

I know this is fake but I don’t think I’ve ever wanted anything to be true more than this.

Why were the protesters arrested at his office? The report doesn’t say and makes it seem like they were just chanting.

Agreed. He’s the closer GOAT. when he came in you knew it was over. I am surprised though with all the years of baseball the he is the first one to do it unanimously.

I came here hoping for a good place reference. Thank you.

Southwestern PA here so it could go either way.

Not even close lol

So this is a government shutdown article and there is a big Trump sponsorship at the top? I just lost a lot of respect for Splinter (and the Root who is also doing the same thing) over that.

Side note, this site does Trump ads now? Really?