I can see the New York headlines now. “Adam Gase EYES success with the Jets”

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WTF number 5. I simultaneously need more and less information about that.

Someones letting their avatar picture speak for them.

At least now we know it wasn’t a heart attack or a stroke or some scary shit like that. Nice to be able to rule a few things out at least. 

I got like 5 good laughs out of this article. Thank you

This proves it!!!!!! Greg Oden was ACTUALLY 150 years old the whole time.

Somebody needs to get Henry Cavil on of these as a gift.

I think there is less and less debate about this everyday. He’s the GOAT as a person and player. The as a person part is why it’s not really even close anymore.

I’ve wondered about this for a while. Do Canadian talk as much shit on Trump as we do? 

I’m pretty sure sure needing light poles greased and eating horse shit after wins is the top of the insufferability pyramid.

Have to give up the thing you love most to play there. So Mark Davis is getting rid of his Supercuts rewards card I guess.

Just read the first one and I have to ask seriously. Does Trump know what a wrench is? And if he does has he ever personally held one? I’m guessing no.

I wonder if his team is staying in a van down by the river?

There is so much unused land right in the middle of Manhattan I’m surprised they didn’t put it there. Who needs a “Central Park” or whatever the hell the common people are calling it these days. 

Jesus Chuck Shumer looks like shit. It looks like he’s aged 20 years since like last week.

I was thinking the exact same thing. If this gets you zero jail time the system is broken.

That sound you hear is Liberty’s history professors all face palming in unison. 

I was thinking Captain Marvel but that is also a very good and probable idea.

He probably had one of those enlarging discs with him when he went in as a fail safe. Seems like something Hank or Hope would have made him do.