My guess is she was like piss off and left him to fend for himself. She lost everything and just returned to her cold hearted ways of her past

That picture makes my day. He looks like chipmunk fat Elvis. 

Well at least he finally pulled his head out of line man’s ass. That’s progress.

I’ve always wondered this. If you have to keep your hands on the wheel and you’re supposed to be paying attention at all times what is the use or reason for a “autopilot” feature in the first place?

I wonder if that bar has partnered with the Zoolander center for kids who can’t read good? 

Aikmen VS Buck is the announcer fight I want. They are both absolute trash at their jobs so no matter who wins the fight the winner is the people at home who don’t have to be burdened by listening to them anymore. 

The best BBQ sauce I’ve ever had was at a BBQ place in Wheeling WV. It was so good that if they sold it I would buy it by the crate. I asked them what their recipe was. Open Pit BBQ sauce and apricot Jelly. Sounds weird but it is unbelievably good. 

I laughed so hard at this. Well done

This is sad as hell. Also very, very true.

I don’t think Pettite is a first ballot HOF’r. Just looked up his stats, his ERA was under 3.00 3 times, it was over 4.00 NINE times. I think he gets in maybe 2nd or 3rd ballot but definitely not first. 

This was my first thought to. Glad I wasn’t the only one.

Not gonna lie, this would make games more interesting to me.

This is the basketball equivalent of Marshawn Lynch saying run through a motherf**kers face 

I think about this headline every time something like this happens. Amazing how true an onion headline can be.

That picture makes it look like he’s playing air guitar. He needs to spend a press conference just doing that. Couldn’t be worse than what he currently does.

I think you buried the lead. His brothers name is Hawkeye??????

By week 17 it’s just going to be a picture of the sun with a Raiders hat on top

Yeah Castlevania would definitely be on my list with NFL Xtreme  

Gotta love a man who regular facial expression is “wow, those are good boobs”

It was boring GREAT athlete. One could argue (as I often do) that Flacco isn’t even good.