All of your article are pure brilliance. If your books are half as good as your articles I need to go buy them ASAP. Thank you 

This is exactly how all citations for rolling through a stop sign should be handled. Good on that judge

So he says he’s not racist he’s identitarian? Apparently someone doesn’t know how synonyms work. 

Oh okay. I misread that quote. My apologies 

can someone at deadspin please do a comprehensive ranking of NFL Owners ranking by shitiness? Stan Kroenke has to be at least top 5

Okay did I miss something or did he say there were only 49 states?

I have been very very sick 3 times in my life. 2 of those times were less than a week after I received a flu shot. I’ll pass but thanks for the PSA

This comment is perfect. Thank you for that good laugh.

I’ve heard this line before. Coaches get away with that because it has such fucked up logic that there is no comeback for it.

I don’t blame the bar here. They probably didn’t have enough kitchen space for a sausagefest of that magnitude.

Sorry but ranch is way better for fries (and any other food really) than ketchup. This is a fact

I don’t know what the big deal is only the last one was actually a bad call. The other 2 that got overturned were literally as close as it gets and anyone could have missed them. He might be a bad ump but 3 of those 4 calls were not bad calls. 

Yeah this. Also when your other option is David “Playoff Titanic” Price you try and give the ball to anyone else.

This seems like a situation that’s going to end badly. I really really hope I’m wrong though.

I laughed very hard at “Bubble of Bubbas” so thank you for that.

This should be an investigative piece by Deadspin. “Who all coaches come from”

This needs more stars.

Why does this have to end? I could read these stories forever.

I greatly look forward to him winning the 6th man of the year award as a member of the Warriors next year.

I think you buried the lead. Are the Orioles wearing brail?