I’m looking past 2020 and hoping and praying for Beto O’Rourke/ Ocasio-Cortez for president in 2028. I am aware this train of thought is foolish.

Great article, Incredibly well written.

Alternate Headline: Extremely Stupid Person No Longer Employed.

I think it might be just me but if every football game started with the Marvel music it would make the NFL at least 20% more likable to me..

Correct me if i’m wrong but it appears to me like the Mercedes was the one who didn’t yield as he was the one on the entrance to the freeway? Why is he saying the truck was the one who didn’t yield?

How dare you associate Iron Man with this orange tool. Not cool man... Not cool

I love this picture so much. You are a bringer of joy and I thank you.

Jesus how does this story keep getting worse????? 

Why doesn’t this have more stars???

This is the perfect shirt for the Opioid epidemic.

“Voltron?.... I can build you a Voltron”

“Non life-threatening” and “Shot in the face and back and was airlifted to a hospital” seem to be contradictory statements.

Yeah he’s going to forget the score and start calling kneels while down at the 2 minute warning because a hot dog vendor got to close to the railing and he could smell it.

Chiefs over Patriots? I think Drew has had one to many Kozel. As a Steeler fan I would be thrilled if this actually happened though.

This will be the biggest debate about him when he is up for HoF, no question.

I’m a Steeler fan and i’m really sad that Bell is not going to be here after the season. This whole situation became a lot uglier that it should have been. Steelers should have locked him up years ago and Bell is asking for more than any sane team will pay him (This excludes the Jets, where he will most likely end up…

This can’t be real. I refuse to believe (even in this, the age of willful stupidity) that someone can be this stupid.

Yeah it’s incredibly weird, also incredibly entertaining.

He was wide open, that girl standing next to him should have seen the shirt kneed him in the balls and walked away. That is a fair a perfect response to his actions.

Stuff like this is exactly why the NCAA needs to dissolve. Their sole goal is to stop kids from earning the money that they are worth. When it comes to things that actually matter it’s always crickets.