My company works with the EPA, we sell real-time water monitoring devices for environmental to drinking water to waste and industrial water. We literally have a contract that was going to be renewed TODAY! They’re using our device to monitor environmental and drinking water being contaminated by upstream entities.…

Wait. We’re ridiculous?

You are talking about an administration where one of its high-ranking officials used the phrase “alternate facts” without a shred of irony!

I feel like I may have picked the wrong year to start applying to graduate schools

Every day for the next four years:

Just ask Boaty McBoatface.

All you and your administration had to do was act Presidential for one fucking day. One day, on YOUR Inauguration day, and you couldn’t even pull that off.....but at least you and the First Lady covered it up really well by showing how overwhelmingly happy you both were.  

Protesting and resistance WILL affect this man like no other President. If Pence were in charge he would just shake his head with a fake smile and go back to imposing the Dark Ages on America.

We did vote. The majority of voters didn’t want him.

You KNOW this is going to get to him.

No problem, one wrong number and they wont activate.

Sure, but they won’t work because he’ll have a typo in them.

So you are suggesting he use private servers then?

Absolutely! He should maybe set up a private email server, too!

Comparing crowds on property that is managed by the NPS is NOT a “shitpost”. Trumplethinskin strikes again.

also depends on what you consider shitposting...in this example, it would appear to include “factual information.”

So you believe in censorship?

depends on who you consider a “reasonable person”. Is it, by any chance, only people who agree with you?

The same reason most of us did, we had bets riding on an assassination.

Agree- It is our duty to be informed. So I read the transcript of his speech.