"Thanking the turtle" is what I call a satisfying dump.

Simma' down now.

Totes tacos.

I just paid $39.50 for a 10 oz. USA Prime filet. And they threw in a scoop of garlic mashed and grilled asparagus.

I would love to cook a nice fettuccine Alfredo for Morrissey. And promise not to use chicken stock for the Alfredo sauce. And use chicken stock. And then tell him I did it.

"But I don't think a large majority of anything is filled with decent human beings."

All your Oscars are belong to us?

Rapid-fire, stream-of-consciousness patter? Wasn't he a mime in Shakes the Clown?

It's not tracing, all right? I add depth and shading to give the image more definition. Only then does the drawing truly take shape.

Yes! Mimes are truly the lowest form of clown, lower even than party clown.

None more black.

Redneckcist that I am, it didn't surprise me to see the Deep South love for BBT. What did surprise me was Orphan Black and West Virginia. Really?

His work on The Good Wife was fantastic. Louis using his condition as a ploy to the point of exasperating the opposition, even the judge at times, seemed both clever and daring to me.

I've always had great respect for Williams' acting chops, as far back as Garp. He was pitch perfect in World's Greatest Dad and One Hour Photo. And even with his Patch-Adams-type roles, it seemed as if he was simply trying to add a little more joy to the world.
But seriously, fuck the Giants.

Sooo . . . people who don't use Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram are MOSTLY necrophiliacs?

Among his many crackpot assumptions, my favorite is that Ventura County makes a believable substitute for Albuquerque.

Really, isn't any chair technically an assjack?

And will she fly in a rented Lear?

Fuck me to tears, how 'bout a spoiler alert, bro?! The movie's only been in release for 69 years!

Well, that's just a strawbman argument.