That pass was blinder than a Hong Kong protestor shot in the eyes by the Chinese government.

This guy will join Harvey Updyke Jr. and Brian Downing as part of Crimson Tide 11, like Ocean’s 11 except clouded by the algae of bumfuckery.

Apparently, the friend realized he was going to have to explain to his parents a $5,000 charge by DraftKings on the card they gave him “For Emergencies”.

Connor Bruce Croll: Alright listen Brayden, here’s what we’re gonna do. You’re gonna put a big bet on Florida. Then we’ll drink 12 Busch Lites each and split a can of dip. Then I’ll call in a bomb threat from my unencrypted, traceable iPhone. It’s the perfect crime...  

Let me guess, he called in the bomb threat from his cell phone...

shocking that someone employing an MLK quote on social media did not actually mean it

That is the correct take.

My ex-wife hated casual-dining places not because the food was reheated or any of that but because “if we’re gonna eat fast food, let’s just go to Del Taco and pay fast food prices instead of spending $40.”

Nobody should be subject to that sort of harshness. It is unforgivable that European leagues allow this type of behavior. Any “fan” conducting themselves in such a manor should be fined, banned for life, and publicly shamed.

It’s also impossible to imagine that Southgate hasn’t spoken to the team about this before making these statements; both because of the role national team managers are in and also because of the kind of person Southgate appears to be. I would speculate that he’s doing this to at least give them wiggle room in case…

Always difficult to find support from those with a vested interest in appearance.

You think he is distracted now, wait till he sees the guy that followed her out.

I’m not certain when M&Ms came to Canada, but they’ve been here for a while.

Smarties, IMO, are superior to plain M&Ms. The few times I have visited Canada, I’ve always stocked up. The customs people probably thought I was hiding drugs or something.

Something I find confusing:

I’m not surprised. I used to get a pillowcase full of candy. I assure you by the time I got through enough of that, it didn’t matter what size the candy bars were -- there were enough of them that I could easily need to stop eating them before I got sick.

What!?!

I hate to say it, but I’m with the rich woman on this one.  Trash candy is trash candy for a reason.  Use the good shit so it gets eaten within a few days instead of lingering on and on until the next Halloween when it gets recycled for the kids that come to your house.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”