I was kinda hoping they would make a Slenderman episode. They create Thinman and it turns out Slenderman is really upset about that.

Don't watch this video, seriously. The stupidity and annoying voice might kill you. I'm barely alive and I couldn't even finish the video.

Great job Tim Cook and Apple!

you're right.

The note about "A new Kinja experience..." above the article caused me to read the headline as "Apple CEO Tim Cook Shuts Down New Kinja" and I was really excited.

Just another asshole indeed.

I don't believe those are 'lens flares'. They are instrument artifacts that are likely due to the detector array, not from any optics in front of the detectors.

The same thing happens to me after I eat at Pizza Hut.

Whoah whoah whoah. Hold on a sec here. This fella is stating that ems will need jobs? That they'll have to work for their processor cycles doing...what? OFFICE WORK?!

"Gay man becomes first openly Brooklyn Nets player"

Well, cosmologically speaking, over those vast scales of time and space, sure, you're right. But of course everything we do is part of nature too. We can't go against nature because we're part of nature. Our furious activity may ultimately be pointless, and you're talking to an absurdist here, but we're gonna do it…

Why would you do this to me????

Nature sucks. Is full of suffering and pain and destruction. The nature of nature is entropy, decay and the inert. Everything wants to do and be that. No amount of social "progression" or "evolution"( I don't believe society progresses or evolves) will change what the universe is. It is a tombstone a cosmic matter…

Except it wasn't a well told story about religion. It basically boiled down to "my wife died, I no longer believe in/accept God" and then "my child(ren) survived an alien attack when all seemed loss, so I now believe in/accept God."

This movie makes me feel stabby.

I know first hand just how quickly a tree can uproot from the weight of ice. Spent most of the first day of the first major storm this year picking up branches and piling them up. Friend called to offer to lend me a generator since I had no power. Moments later a large tree in my neighbor's front yard snapped and fell…

I find religion offensive and appalling, so deal with it.

dude, the article is literally parts of the Bible.

Yes! See that's what I'm always trying to explain to people. It's like, compare the OT God to gods of the contemporaneous Assyrian religion. All those Bronze Age cultures had gods that were insanely badass and seriously bloodthirsty. Basically, those were tough times.

Disney really doesn't use the word "radiation" enough in their songs.