"Dear goody good religious gooders, your prayers can't do shit, you're saying that, only because it makes you feel better. " - Love, doctors of the world.

CEL was the first indication, the second was all the boys in the yard. How did you not know something was wrong?

Something I apparently inherited from my dad without realizing it is a tendency to address the family pets with a lot of barely-rhymed gibberish. Had a golden retriever named Tucker that led to a lot of unfortunate stanzas.

How cute this one is :)

I'm actually more concerned about the abuse of the snakes. It seems to me like the massage sessions might cause them quite a bit of stress if they have to do for prolonged periods of time.

If you can't see the difference between tools that simply make life easier and relinquishing your freedom of movement to a government-tracked robot pod, then you're already on your way to slavery. Enjoy.

That is an assumption. You're making an assumption that, at this point in time, cannot be proved or disproved.

Protesting gay marriage by putting on his best salmon-colored pants, popping the shirt off, putting on a Phantom of the Opera-style mask (I'm willing to chalk up "on the day of the Tony Awards" to happy accident), and lighting a flare? You have to give it to Ted Haggard, he sure does have a way of standing up for…

Oh, what we can accomplish, when somebody holds our hand.