Oh shit, I have a season pass already for The Simpsons, is my DVR gonna implode??!?

Is this flick trying to be the millennial's version of American Beauty or what? "Hey look, everyone is actually quite miserable these days! If only we learned how to communicate, am I right?!?" Ugh.

So when will they implement a [Stupid] tag next to peoples' names who can't distinguish satire from a real news article?

Well cuz she beat the shit out of him. And you can press charges for that. I don't *believe* you can press charges for someone blowing a whistle in your face, but if you can…ugh. Seriously. You can press charges for anything now huh.

I really like that Comedy Central gives opportunities for up-and-coming comedians to grow their brand. I kinda think their whole business model is just to get the kid's name out there for a season, dump 'em, and then hope that they get more people at their standup shows, enough to potentially do a special, which…

I like Jefferies. Legit was a great show, sad to see it cut down early. Burr is funny. Peretti is good on B99 but haven't seen her standup. And Bill Cosby…well yeah. Come on. He's great.

Just have him turn into a bug and fly back to his home planet, like that documentary on America's World Police a few years back. Probrem Sorved.

That baby was like, half the size of the Asian gal. Ouch.

I just read Gutshot Straight by Lou Berney. Great little crime caper, fast read, very funny. Because that sparked me, I'm going to try Bad Monkey by Carl Hiassen next. Figure that will be quick, too. After that I might get into something meatier, like Murakami, as I loved Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the…

Super Troopers was funny. I think Beerfest is great, though. Not only funny but also relatively clever, had a solid structure, and Cloris Leachman as a German whore. What more can you ask for?

Really great episode. Man, the episodes that focus on one person have been the best so far. I also do like the eps that focus on Garvey, however those ones also tend to branch out a bit and include the ancillary characters, whereas this and the priest episode really stick with the one and ride it out and boy, they…

She was the preschool teacher Nora's husband had an affair with. At least that's my understanding.

Spielberg helped create The Dig (http://en.wikipedia.org/wik… for Lucasarts, which George Lucas founded, which had an incredible amount of quality and commercially successful games.

Two Simpsons episodes: "Lisa's First Word" and "And Maggie Makes Three". At the time, Homer didn't have a lot of "wins" under his belt (this was long before the show started to focus solely on him getting away with practically everything), always the butt of jokes. But these two episodes…man, those final moments in…

No no I know that. I'm not saying that didn't happen. I'm saying that Ryan will see "Wilfred" later and he will have all four legs, and then he'll say something like, "what? you lost your leg" and he'll try and pass it off as Ryan dreaming it but it will be Krungel the shapeshifter saying it, and then the REAL Wilfred…

Mimi Rogers was a great recasting. She really fit the role of Kristen's mom pretty well (Ryan's, meh, but he was more his father's son anyway). Dr. Cahill was HILARIOUS this episode. I laughed at just about everything he said, and my god, that was needed this season which so far has been, how do you say, not that…

I hate this movie. So much. Irrational? Maybe. But I thought it was a waste of time. It felt like I was listening to people I barely know tell inside jokes to one another over an iPod on shuffle.

If I haven't made mayonnaise in a couple of weeks, then I guess yes, it could possibly get on-the-nose.

Making mayonnaise always distracts me from finishing writing my novel.

I also enjoy this show, because I think it's examining the really helpless side of human nature. Like, how helpless the dad is to protect the ones he loves (the alarm, his father in the asylum, the futile way he gives whistles to the GR), how helpless religion is to help those in need (the priest loses his church, he…