““I believe it’s important to support our President whether he was your candidate or not,” Cameron told SI.com’s Grant Wahl.“

Sounds like you’re calling the Track writers around here a bunch of “fastest non-automatic qualifiers.”

There’s absolutely zero reason to believe this is anyone other than Geoff Cameron, who is an idiot. Also, it’s extremely Good and Normal that he knows that the official merch of the President of the United States is the opposite of anti-fascist stuff.

Im not. Not surprised Brady wanted to keep him there as well. Outside of the myriad of off the field garbage, the dude absolutely busts his ass to play the game. Which is definitely something the patriots like in their players.

Is there a single person out there that is surprised that Belichick wanted to keep Brown? Even one?

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

I guess when you’ve just been catching kids thrown/dropped from a burning building done anything that is actually beneficial to people or society, you’ve earned the chance to diss local sports men.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

God, Jon Favreau was so good in that movie. I think my favorite scene of his was when Hackman told him to get the ball and they go back and forth, with him getting more and more maniacal, then they just sort of stop and stand there looking out on the field.

ANOTHER Plumlee?

Two movie scenes popped into my mind, this one from Major League and Bateman hitting Falco in The Replacements. 

So that’s how they broke the record. Carpool lane.

No, the final nail was simply belichick realizing the press was going to be too much of a bother over this, that's it. Doesn't matter what ab has done, only matters how much a distraction his presence is.

Jerry Jones will convince himself that signing Brown is better than paying Amari Cooper.

You sweet summer child. 

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

Kinja, what? “Saved your reply”? I save too much shit already, are my kids going to have to go through my saved posts when I die?

I used to joke in the late 90s and early 00s they had a machine they could plug mediocre players into and an hour later they’d pop out and play like all stars.

They’re from Minnesota. They go to the Big Apple and suddenly have the chance to eat real food and they lose focus.

If you’re going to make a joke about this it has to be funnier. I don’t make the rules