warpeddick
WarpedDick
warpeddick

Coaches are extremely dumb and overrated, which is why coaches who are actually smart can be so dominant.

The Leave campaign regularly lied about what that actually meant.

They ALL campaigned on how easy it would be to renegotiate deals in the UK’s favour; how much more money there would be for social services; how everyone could get work when foreigners were kicked out, etc.

Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun, their shenanigans are cruel and tragic. 

Sounds like his sternum needs to be terrified of his clavicle

Finally, some real football

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This is what happens when a fighter doesn’t drink, smoke, do drugs, or chase women while surrounding himself with other fighters who have the whole “fight, train, fuck only our wives” mentality.

I’m glad that this clause exists. This is a power struggle. AB wants to believe he can do anything he wants because his money is “guaranteed”. He attacked his GM; he illegally recorded his coach and posted it online. The “conduct detrimental” clause is to keep just sort of behavior in check. He thinks there won’t be

Are you saying 99.9% of people on planet Earth would be fired for frequently deciding to not go to work, posting a recorded phone call with your boss on social media, posting a confidential email from your boss’s boss on social media, and also getting in a screaming match with your boss’s boss?

But NFL and Raiders bad!

I know it’s hip and cool and edgy to blame the Raiders for this, but I fail to see how they’re in the wrong. This ALL is 100% in Antonio Clown’s hands. 

ah, memories. every nun left un-raped a victory for the communists, and we couldn’t let them win.

Nice alt account champ

From my experience “bringing the community together to address race” means hosting an awkward diversity training session where black attendees do unpaid emotional labor “educating” everyone on their experiences, while white attendees take a frustratingly long time to grasp the basic concepts of racism. And then they

 You don't understand what mockery is but that's ok. Nobody expects you to say anything intelligent. 

What a productive two days you’ve had.

Bill Belichick will sign him next week and he'll be a three-time All-Pro for New England

Ten bucks says he believes he thought it up.

I doubt there is a bigger waste of pure, undiluted talent in any career, field, profession, craft, art, etc.

The soccer comments are dickish because Billy has been told the same complaints about his writing over and over and over for years - enough with the ridiculous paragraph-long run-on sentences, the use of fourteen paragraphs to make an incredibly banal point that could have been made in two sentences, the constant