I would say there’s a 70% chance he’s eating Trenbologna sammich for lunch everyday. Or at least SARMs. There is a small chance that he is doing this natty though. I mean assuming he has good genetics, and he’s not obese or malnourished in the first place. This is his full time job probably had like around the clock…

This is the (not so) new policy on the test though. I forgot when exactly they started doing it. But they don’t announce anything related to positive test anymore.

The fuck you keepin’ it real for anyway?

In case anyone don’t wanna watch(I wish I didn’t):

Sir, I salute your flag!

Absofuckenlutely! An idiot savant who is a footbaw wizard, but a dumbass in life outside of it? Gee...

Sir, this is a Del Taco. The Joe Rogan Experience studio is the next block over.

YESSS. Fucking this. Belichick is apparently a galaxy-brained sorcerer for using the cunning tactic of “Wait for the other team to fuck up and don’t fuck up on our own.”

Look, elitist smarty pants, if sleep was THAT important, some big shot scientist would’ve told us, okay.

Wrestling is Diaz bros’ Kyrptonite though. Khabib v Diaz will go like this:

It kinda adds up really. The only thing he was ever good in were BJJ and MMA(a long time ago).

“Scattershot” Bob Kraft

OH please. Pretty effin please tell me that it is very likely the NFL sent a letter to a private citizen in NFL stationery, asking said private citizen to appear and answer questions. Please tell me this happens.

1) It is absolutely necessary. I’m an MMA fan, I train BJJ, joined forums, etc. I can tell you right now, Conor is trending down. The last time he won a fight, OBAMA was president. He is on the edge of being forgotten. Controversies are good, but not ones where you sucker punch drunk Irish septuagenarians. He was…

Holy fuckballs.

Coach brain is much more dumber and widespread (it’s an epidemic at this point) than Kobe brain.

Is that a fencing response?

Because he's absolutely not a journalist.

Fucking THIS!!

“Dude, you’re my last customer of the day. Can you please just pick which bread you want?”