You probably typed this with your wifi turned on, which we all know causes electromagnetic fields that impact the macroflavotrol of the post. Nice try, Big Milk shill.

Tbf, there’s some scientific debate over whether milk is actually good for you or not, but there’s no serious debate over whether pasteurization of milk is a good thing. It’s good. Drink pasteurized milk, if you drink milk.

You expect me to toss that jar of Spice Bay brand bay leaves I bought in ‘03 and have moved to two different homes? It cost me an entire $3.29! What am I, a Rockefeller?

I have a ton of their clothes because they’re well made, last forever, fit well, and are appropriate for work. I don’t hate myself. I do have a job that requires me to have a reasonable business casual wardrobe and I don’t want to spend my life hunting down khakis and cardigans, especially when I can just order a new…