This. That Demon statue steel girder jump was the one thing that almost broke me.

Pro Tip: Never try to fly after Pitioss. Select “Tow Car”, and your whole crew is transported to Hammerhead with the car.

At least you didn’t have to talk to a backwards speaking broom to learn how to even open the map....

WTF? Kevin Spacey wasn’t even the best Cameo in that MOVIE.

Prepare for some blue balls.

Those are some perfectly cromulent words.

“Come Son of Jizz-El, kneel before Zod!!!”

Are we sure it doesn’t wake Gerhalt up from his dream after his boat was struck by lightning on it’s way to Hyrule?

He does: Jew Lawyer

Clinton (-California and New York) : 52,543,604

Burke’s Dad gets it.

There was an episode of M*A*S*H where they moved the clock ahead an hour so that a soldier wouldn’t have been declared dead on Christmas Day.

“I live in a somewhat rural area between Cincinnati and Dayton,....and proceed to cascade a tsunami of diarrhea along the fence line...”

What about “Baby It’s Cold Outside”?

I thought “too many men on the field” was called Illegal Participation...

So you don’t work on contingency?

Pole Position II says this has been fairly obvious since ‘83..

Winner: Most Unnecessary Thing Ever