When I was a kid I was convinced the song “Killing Me Softly” was about the song American Pie. If you listen to it back to back it matches up with what the song is singing about.
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Was waiting for him to grab a glass of milk the whole season.
Don’t break your arm jerking yourself off.
Witnesses reported overhearing the following:
Pictured: Skip Bayless in two years.
That’s Sepiks Prime. It’s a shame they had to keep doing that strike over and over again...
But it says PREMIUM right on the label!
Worked for this guy...
Corn starch, good for keeping down the urges...
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What’s the worst thing to spill in the kitchen?
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has already expressed his disapproval of a few of Trump’s plans, including term limits, saying “It will not be on the agenda in the Senate...I would say we have term limits now — they’re called elections.”
How so? Hillary won the popular vote. The majority of the bigoted country voted for a woman...
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