Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos!

I saw Miller’s Crossing once. It wasn’t memorable enough to remember that I had even watched it, let alone to quote gratuitously.

I became a Crucible die TRY-hard.

$ 18.23/hour to sling hash at a college dining hall...

Until I see your name next to one of these accomplishments, I’ll just assume you’re jelly as hell.

You think Bauer required 10 stitches cutting himself on a propeller blade that wasn’t moving?

Jim Harbaugh yells because he has no voice modulation of any kind.

Sorry, I have to disagree. Any hobby that involves sticking your fingers near dangerous propellers that could jeopardize your ability to do your job during the friggin postseason is an extremely stupid thing to do. He couldn’t wait a month to screw around with his hobby? You don’t see many neurosurgeons machining…

What Ghost? All I see is little light..

She’s going to be thrilled with your son’s Order of the Arrow ceremony....

+1 wrong eliminator pick

Shut it down, we’re done for today.

Countdown to Gameday signs:

Counterpoint

I recall 2,996 deaths attributed to box cutters in a single day...

Adding to Urban Dictionary as we speak...

I don’t know what you’re talkin aboot.

And here I thought that was Chipotle’s job...

Notice a trend?