I hate you. Wait, you mean like that rotten Escalade driver right? Then I don’t hate you... much...

I know a woman who parks like that, but she drives an Escalade and I hate her and hope to see her get hit by a bus. Who the %@#! parks an Escalade at an angle? Hell she could have parked in any damn space but she chooses the ONE right next to me every damn time.

Norman Reedus definitely would.

It’s always been a thing:

Most states only require you to be 18, not just Texas, unless you’re transporting across state lines in which case the federal requirement of 21 applies. Texas has more stringent testing and licensing requirements for a hazmat license than California but yeah let’s be idiots about it and make blanket generalizations…

No body, no crime, no complaint.

California has almost 5,000 wild land firefighters who are inmates in good standing from minimum security prisons. They are fully trained firefighters who augment regular Cal Fire teams in conservation work, fire prevention, and fighting forest fires.

What is the lingo for “Air Marshal please stop sipping vodka and come tase this crazy person?” NSFW

Yeah that’s a no-brainer, option 2 and no pictures allowed.

It’s unlikely very many people would own a fully autonomous car. It’s much more likely for services like Uber and Lyft to replace their contractors with them.

They filmed one final season a few months ago, it’s expected to air early next year.

I hold the door for everyone, but when the womynists give me a dirty look for it I wish I had slammed it in their face instead.

I like crows, they peck the shit out of pigeons.

It’s assigned parking, and do you kill roaches? How about spiders? Pests are pests it doesn’t matter if they have feathers or not.

I’d pull his wings off too, and urinate on the stumps.

You don’t shit on a man’s car.

My last team building exercise was at a gun range, before that paintball, and before that go-karts. Your team sounds kinda dull for an IT shop, at least have a LAN party.

Let me tell you a story that happened a few months ago,

Hey! My guns have many uses, the primary one is killing people I want dead but that’s not the only one.

I thought I was the only one. Brother!