Now I want to watch that again.

Being on his o-line would be a never ending brown moment.

FYI, though I doubt Buzzfeed or Gawker-lite will mention it but the story in the report was from 4chan. They seeded a fake story to Rick Wilson while he was performing opposition research on Trump. He included their erotic fan-fiction word-for-word in the report. All they had to do to convince him was to pretend to be…

It was a fake story planted by 4chan, they pretended to be an intelligence source and fed the story to Rick Wilson while he was performing opposition research on Trump. He put their erotic fan-fiction in the report word for word. They are laughing their asses off about it because this proves the media has no…

Yup, thank you Chicago. Thank you for being you.

It actually is fake, 4chan came up with it back in November to troll Rick Wilson just to see how many idiots would actually believe it and how far it’d spread.

And of course they don’t mention that the golden shower thing is from a 4chan erotic fanfic that they trolled Rick Wilson with. Rick Wilson put it in his oppo report during the election and spread the rumor, which then made its way through multiple people including John McCain to Buzzfeed apparently.

It’s on my bucket list.

So now you go from “likely” to “pretty well known.” Do you realize that this is all in your head and not necessarily reflective of reality?

You don’t know if that’s the case and even if it was it’s still additional job security.

Those 700 people would tell you they don’t care about your feelings.

Yeah really, who does analog anymore?

It just took William Christopher, so there you go.

You’re an idiot, they avoided making any hard or legally binding statements even in this report. “May have,” “could have,” “might be.” They are avoiding making any conclusions because they really don’t know for certain and the guy who wrote this report doesn’t want to get dragged in front of Congress to explain what…

Let’s be honest, they are asking people to accept multiple conclusions with only a tenous connection on ONE of them:

Did anyone actually read the “report?” It’s a generic “Here’s how someone could theoretically hack your email” report and doesn’t make any serious conclusions that Russia was behind any of it. They think an individual who might have ties to Russian intelligence may have attempted to gain access to people’s email…

Did you actually read the FBI “report?” It’s a generic “Here’s how someone could theoretically hack your email” report and doesn’t many any serious conclusions that Russia was behind any of it other than that they think an individual who might have ties to russian intelligence may have attempted to gain access to…

The Clinton staffers pulled the W key off all the keyboards and the Clintons had to give back all of the china and gifts they stole because they belonged to the office and not to them personally.

There’s still time to get there, she’ll be a teenager eventually.

Actually, it’s the famous ICBM toss from Xabungle: